im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Randomize
