Do vagina's smell?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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