i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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