i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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