so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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