im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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