Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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