U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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