He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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