it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
thus making me awesome and them whores
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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