Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
They have beer where we have blood.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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