At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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