look no pants
I think I am morally bankrupt
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.