if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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