im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!