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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it

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  the suitcase or the dildo?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  That's some true roommate bonding right there.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?

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• (510): View more from California

  I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.

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