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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Culvers...So Good

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  So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.

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• (559): View more from California

  Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed

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• (415): View more from California

  some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid

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• (315): View more from New York

  Stay away a while longer.

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  Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.

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