She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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