I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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