Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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