what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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