Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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