It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Rumble strips road head = magical
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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