i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
3 2 1 whiskey
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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