it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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