Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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