hotel room ftw
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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