sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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