Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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