I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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