some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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