Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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