john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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