I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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