That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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