also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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