porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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