i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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