we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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