did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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