I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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