Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Randomize
