I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
