I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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