i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i can't believe i had my finger in that
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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