he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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