She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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