Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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