My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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