what if I'm pregnant?
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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