just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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