used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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