HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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