You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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