I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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