wanna go halves on a baby?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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