If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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