So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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