the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize