Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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