i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm both gender and math confused
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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