So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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